Weekend Recess: Watch a Lion Try to Eat a Baby Dressed as a Zebra

May 5, 2012 at 9:52 am (Baby, Funny, Kya the Lion, Lion, Lion Tries to Eat Baby, Weekend Recess, Zebra, Zoo)

This weekend’s lesson – Don’t dress your children in an outfit that makes them look tasty to large carnivorous cats.  If nothing, we provide valuable life lessons here at The Mental Recession.

Watch the video below!

From the Huffington Post:

A lioness at the Oregon Zoo thought she found herself the perfect meal when a Bend family recently brought a baby zebra to her enclosure.
There was just one problem — the black and white striped “zebra” was actually a one-year old boy named Jack, who was visiting the zoo with his family. Despite the mix-up, the African lioness, who is affectionately named Kya, tried her best to push her way through the thick glass wall that separated the two so she could wrap her large jaws around little Jack’s head.
The entire incident, which occured on April 26, was captured on video and uploaded to the Internet. The video has since gone viral. Jack was seemingly unfazed by the ordeal and his family can be heard laughing in the background. At one point his mother, Heather Baltzor, encouraged him to say, “hi kitty, kitty” to Kya the lion.

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Doonesbury Cartoonist: No Difference Between Sonogram and Rape

March 12, 2012 at 10:00 am (Abortion, Baby, Doonesbury, Garry Trudeau, Life, Pro-Choice, Rick Perry, Sonogram, Women)

Dear Garry Trudeau,

If one has to explain the difference between a sonogram and rape to you, then perhaps this topic isn’t your strongest point.

That is all.

Only in the mind of a liberal can it possibly make sense to describe a procedure which provides images and sounds of a child’s heartbeat, as rape.  But the succeeding procedure, in which a doctor reaches into the mother’s womb, either with a surgical instrument or a poison and deliberately kills the child, is called a woman’s reproductive right.


Via CNSNews:

In an interview published by The Washington Post on Friday, cartoonist Garry Trudeau, creator of “Doonesbury,” likened the pre-abortion sonogram required by a new Texas law to rape.
“You tell me the difference,” Trudeau said.
The Texas law, signed by Gov. Rick Perry, requires that abortionists administer a sonogram to a pregnant woman 24 hours before aborting her baby.
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit upheld the law in January, describing its requirements as follows: “The amendments require the physician ‘who is to perform an abortion’ to perform and display a sonogram of the fetus, make audible the heart auscultation of the fetus for the woman to hear, and explain to her the results of each procedure and to wait 24 hours, in most cases, between these disclosures and performing the abortion. A woman may decline to view the images or hear the heartbeat, but she may decline to receive an explanation of the sonogram images only on certification that her pregnancy falls into one of three statutory exceptions.”
The court said that under the law “the physician’s unconditional obligations are merely to display images so they may be viewed, to provide anunderstandable explanation, and to make audible the auscultation.” The law, the court said, “specifically does not require the physician to ensure the woman views the images, that she understands the explanation, or that she listens to the auscultation.”
In a six-day story line that will appear in his cartoon this week, Trudeau attempts to lampoon Gov. Perry and other Texas lawmakers who backed the sonogram law by depicting the visit of a woman seeking to abort her child to the doctor who will perform the deed.
Universal UClick, Trudeau’s syndicate, is offering an alternative Doonesbury cartoon series this week to newspapers that are purchasers of the comic strip but do not want to run Trudeau’s attack on the sonogram law.

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VIDEO: Joy Behar Compares Law Requiring Ultrasound to the Taliban

February 16, 2012 at 9:41 pm (Abortion, Afghanistan, Baby, Joy Behar, Kardashian, Suicide Bomber, Taliban, Ultrasound)

Covering something that comes out of Joy Behar’s mouth makes one feel a little dirty.  Analyzing Behar is like analyzing a Kardashian, only Behar isn’t that smart.  If science could somehow harness energy from the brainwaves that come out of this dolt’s head, we might be able to light a small birthday candle.

But trudge through the muck we must, to deliver such wisdom unto the masses…

Via NewsBusters:

The shrill, extremist comments coming from the co-hosts on The View continued, Thursday. Liberal comedienne Joy Behar trashed Virginia for passing abortion restrictions, saying the new law makes the state like “the Taliban.”

Behar highlighted legislation requiring women, in some cases, to have an ultrasound before getting an abortion, decrying the move as “invasive.” She then hyperbolically shrieked, “It’s like, what are we? What is this, the Taliban now? What are we, in Afghanistan? Where are we exactly in this country?”

No Joy, the law would be like the Taliban if the law required the baby to be trained from birth to one day serve as a suicide bomber, while the mother herself was aborted via a machete to the head.

Behar added, it’s “so frickin’ intrusive to a woman’s body.” 

Imagine how frickin’ intrusive it is for the baby.

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Weekend Recession: VIDEO – Baby Trains Hard For Olympic Ping Pong

February 3, 2012 at 4:59 pm (Baby, Baby Plays Table Tennis, Funny Videos, Ping Pong, Table Tennis, Table Tennis Baby, UK Viral Videos, Video, Weekend Recession)

Time to check this kid for PED’s…

The Huffington Post writes:

You might think you’re pretty good at table tennis, but that’s just because you haven’t met baby Jamie yet.
He’s been training for minutes now, and by the looks of things, he’ll be headed to the Olympics in no time.
Naysayers might point out that he has no backhand to speak of, but with a forehand like that does it really matter?

Have a great weekend all!

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