Weekend Recess: Jill Biden Kills the Crowd With Accidental Penis Joke

September 22, 2012 at 10:03 am (Big Stick, Elections 2012, Jill Biden, Jill Biden Joe Biden, Jill Biden Penis Joke, Joe Biden, Penis Joke, President Obama, Second Lady, Vice President Joe Biden, Video, Weekend Recess)

It was just a short while ago that vice-President Joe Biden was drawing laughter from a crowd for discussing the President’s “big stick“.

Now, clearly excited about the upcoming erec … er … election, Jill Biden is out on the campaign trail discussing her husband’s own ‘big stick‘, complete with visual aid.

Second Lady of the United States Jill Biden inadvertently made a penis joke during a campaign event in New Hampshire Friday.

“I’ve seen Joe up close,” Biden said while making a wide motion with her hands.

Biden giggled when the crowd reacted to her statement with laughs, cheers and cat calls.

“It’s in my remarks, really,” Biden said before continuing her speech.

It gets better.
She really emphasizes the phrase ‘big, strong heart’ while making the same wide-armed motion she made earlier, all through continued laughter.  
Then there’s the real money shot…
Biden stated, “I’ve heard the urgency in his voice when he comes … and talks about people he’s met.”  
Listen to the speech, she clearly pauses after the word ‘comes’, and good ol’ Joe starts laughing and shaking his head after that one.
Pretty funny stuff from Mrs. Biden.

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Palin: Maybe It’s Time For Obama to Grow a Big Stick

September 12, 2012 at 11:28 am (Big Stick, Egypt, Libya, President Obama, Sarah Palin, Terrorism)

Palin crushes it out of the park here…

Via Sarah Palin’s Facebook page: 

Apparently President Obama can’t see Egypt and Libya from his house. On the anniversary of the worst terrorist attacks ever perpetrated on America, our embassy in Cairo and our consulate in Benghazi were attacked by violent Islamic mobs. In Cairo, they scaled the walls of our embassy, destroyed our flag, and replaced it with a black Islamic banner. In Benghazi, the armed gunmen set fire to our consulate and killed an American staff member. The Islamic radicals claim that these attacks are in protest to some film criticizing Islam. In response to this, the U.S. embassy in Cairo issued a statement that was so outrageous many of us thought it must be a satire. The embassy actually apologized to the violent mob attacking us, and it even went so far as to chastise those who use free speech to “hurt the religious feelings of Muslims.” (Funny, the current administration has no problem hurting the “religious feelings” of Catholics.)

But where is the president’s statement about this? These countries represent his much touted “Arab Spring.” How’s that Arab Spring working out for us now? Have we received an apology yet from our “friends” in the Muslim Brotherhood for the assault on our embassy?

It’s about time our president stood up for America and condemned these Islamic extremists. I realize there must be a lot on his mind these days – what with our economy’s abysmal jobless numbers and Moody’s new warning about yet another downgrade to our nation’s credit rating due to the current administration’s failure to come up with a credible deficit reduction plan. And, of course, he has a busy schedule – with all those rounds of golf, softball interviews with the “Pimp with the Limp,” and fundraising dinners with his corporate cronies. But our nation’s security should be of utmost importance to our Commander-in-chief. America can’t afford any more “leading from behind” in such a dangerous world. We already know that President Obama likes to “speak softly” to our enemies. If he doesn’t have a “big stick” to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.

– Sarah Palin

(h/t Weasel Zippers)

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