Weekend Recession: Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody, and Chuck Norris Was Here

March 30, 2012 at 5:01 pm (Arrested, Bohemian Rhapsody, Car, Chuck Norris, Dashboard, Drunk Guy, Facts, Police, Queen, Sings, Weekend Recession)

Who wouldn’t want to spend their weekend watching a drunk guy singing Bohemian Rhapsody in the back of a police car?  I say, count me in!

Via Allahpundit:
To cleanse the palate, via NBC, this one’s burning up Twitter and will be mega-viral by tomorrow so get in on the ground floor now. Apparently there does exist a rare twilight state of drunkenness in which you’re bombed enough to get arrested yet not so bombed that you can’t perform “Bohemian Rhapsody” in its entirety. The most magical moment: At 1:30 when he re-creates the tinkling piano and then launches into an impassioned “mamaaaaaaaaaa.” You’re going to be famous, kid. For something you don’t even remember doing.
Then of course, there is this.  
Remember this Chuck Norris fact:  A speeding car cannot injure Chuck Norris, HE injures the car.
That is all…   Have a great weekend everyone!

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Newt Announces Conservative Dream Team

February 12, 2012 at 12:07 pm (Chuck Norris, Conservative, Fred Thompson, Herman Cain, J.C. Watts, Kellyanne Conway, Linda Upmeyer, Michael Reagan, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry)

At the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Washington, DC, Newt Gingrich unveiled a ‘Conservative dream team’ ready to deploy for battle, prepared to bring bold change to Washington.  Gingrich unveiled his battle plan for 2012 – rallying fearless conservatives around his candidacy like Governor Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Senator Fred Thompson, Michael Reagan, Linda Upmeyer, J.C. Watts, Kellyanne Conway, Chuck Norris and others as he takes on the Saul Alinsky radicalism of the Obama Administration.

Is it too late?

Via press release:

Here’s what some members of his Conservative Dream Team are saying about Newt Gingrich:
“I have no question Newt Gingrich has the heart of a conservative reformer, the ability to rally and captivate the conservative movement, the courage to tell those Washington interests to take a hike if it’s what is in the best interests of the country.”
-Governor Rick Perry
“It is time for conservatives and Republicans to refocus their attention on the ultimate mission of defeating President Obama. I believe Speaker Gingrich is the bold leader we need to accomplish this mission.
-Herman Cain
“Newt exemplifies the conservative principles my father championed.
Strong national defense, lower taxes and smaller government.”
-Michael Reagan
“We need someone who has the courage and ability to communicate the truth to the American people. Someone who will explain the hard choices that we must make if we are to give our children and grandchildren the same opportunities our forefathers bestowed on us and avoid the fate that other great nations have suffered throughout history. I believe that person is Newt Gingrich. And that is why I strongly support him.”
-Fred Thompson
“Newt Gingrich presents the best chance for this country to defeat Barack Obama, and he is the only candidate who will lead the country with solutions that strengthen the economy as well as fight back the damage done by the current administration.”
-Kellyanne Conway
“My wife, Gena, and I sincerely believe former Speaker Newt Gingrich is the answer and deserves our endorsement and vote…We believe Newt’s experience, leadership, knowledge, wisdom, faith and even humility to learn from his failures (personal and public) can return America to her glory days. And he is the best man left on the battlefield who is able to outwit, outplay and outlast Obama and his campaign machine.”
-Chuck Norris
“When you consider where we are today, and you think about the good, old days of balanced budgets, entitlement reform, and paying down our National debt, getting tax relief; as a Republican majority, Newt Gingrich was the Speaker, we haven’t seen things like that in the last thirteen years. I am looking for somebody that will be willing to do the heavy lifting to get us to where we all want to be as a nation, and I think Newt fits that profile.”
-Congressman J.C. Watts
“Newt Gingrich has the solutions and ideas we need to restore this country to the greatness that it was founded upon, and I’m proud to stand with him in this fight.”
-Iowa House Majority Leader Linda Upmeyer

And for those who might scoff at a Chuck Norris endorsement, I strongly encourage you to rethink that stance.  Not only is he a columnist for WND and NewsBusters, and very politically active, but as Duane Lester at All-American Blogger demonstrates, he brings some muscle.

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