Smartest President Ever Struggles With Ultra-Complicated ‘Ordinary Voting Machine’

October 26, 2012 at 4:23 pm (2012 Election, Chicago, Early Voting, President Obama, Smartest President Ever, Voting Machine)

The real story here is that the voting machines are apparently racist.

Via the Obama Report:

President Obama visited the polling station at the Martin Luther King Community Center in his hometown of Chicago on Thursday to cast an early vote for the 2012 Presidential election. 

But the purportedly tech savvy President appeared to be befuddled by an ordinary, run-of-the-mill voting machine. Ultimately, an employee at the polling station came to the rescue, as he guided the President through the step-by-step process of using the typical, every-day, run-of-the-mill voting machine.

(h/t Weasel Zippers)
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Michelle Obama: Vote Early In Case Your Toilet is Overflowing … or Something

October 22, 2012 at 2:06 pm (2012 Election, Early Voting, Election Day, First Lady, Michelle Obama, Photo ID, Toilet Overflow, Voting Booth)

How ever did people make it to the polls on past election days?

Michelle Obama is concerned that her core constituency won’t be able to figure out how to get to their polling place if something inconvenient happens – like say, your toilet overflows.

First Lady Michelle Obama encouraged her husband’s supporters to vote early, because you may find your “toilet overflowing” on Election Day.

“You can also tell people that they don’t have to wait until November the 6th to cast their ballots because you can do it early,” Mrs. Obama told a crowd Friday at the University of Wisconsin in Wausau.

“On Monday I led by example: I mailed in my ballot early,” she said.  “I voted for Barack Obama.  And I did it because I want to spend Election Day really working to turn out the vote, and that’s something that you may want to think about doing.”

“You wake up on Election Day—you might have a cold, babysitter gets sick, it’s raining, car broke down, I mean I could go on—toilet overflowing,” she said, to a laughing audience.  “There are so many ways to mess up a day when you don’t have a lot of time.”

Apparently, Democrats are not only too stupid to get themselves a proper photo ID when it comes to the elections, but they’re also too ignorant to locate a plunger in a reasonable amount of time.

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