Overzealous Obama Fan Gets Campaign E-mails, Responds With Gay Love Letters, ‘My Sweet and Darling Barack’

December 2, 2012 at 4:53 pm (Andrew Sullivan, Barack Obama, Chris Matthews, Dylan Hansen-Fliedner, First Gay President, Gay, Joe Biden, Love Letters, Michelle Obama, Pennsylvania)

Honestly, this could have actually been any member of the mainstream media that fell for this.

It was as if the first gay President was speaking to him.  Dylan Hansen-Fliedner received the same campaign e-mails that millions of others had during the election season.  You know the ones.  Form letters asking for your minor $3 or $5 donation, and signed with the President’s name.

But Dylan seems to be the only one who took things just a tad too far.

Via Politico (h/t Weasel Zippers):

… But one student at the University of Pennsylvania was inspired in another way. He wrote back. Love letters.

When Dylan Hansen-Fliedner received an email signed by “Barack” asking for help with the great challenges that lay ahead, the 20-year-old sought to reassure the president of his support: “writing this letter makes me run out of words..i love you so much that i dont know how to express it anymore..”

In response to a missive signed by first lady Michelle Obama, he wrote: “Dear Michelle, You existing makes me want to crawl under a rock. Your beauty undoes everything else—the sun dims and my childhood memories become less idyllic.”

And when Vice President Joe Biden – or “Joe” — emailed after his debate with Paul Ryan, Hansen-Fliedner wrote back: “I felt your pale eyes were telling something to me beyond words. My brain says it is just a delusion where you meant to convey nothing. My heart says there is definitely something in your heart which is not letting go of me.”

Here’s one exchange:


October 17, 2012

Dylan –

This is the last time we’ll do this.

Tonight is the campaign’s final FEC deadline.

I’m asking you to chip in before midnight.

Right now, this race is very close — the outcome will come down to what we do with the next 20 days.

If we win, it’ll be because each of us stepped up to do our part at moments like this.

Donate $5 or more today, and stand with me for the final weeks of my last campaign:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Deadline-Tonight

Thank you,

Barack

October 17, 2012

My sweet and Darling Barack

Today a feel very happy because I notice at each and every instant the importance you represent to me and the strength you transmit, so that I can face whichever obstacle without fear or insecurity, moved only by an infinite will to make you as happy as I feel this minute.

You are gorgeous and adorable, capable of making me realize how good it is to feel alive, how good it is that your presence makes me grow and transform into a better person, capable of turning dreams into reality and make the result of those dreams, now shared by us both, and eternalizing then into an ambience of harmony, care and love.

My life without you would lack meaning, lack sense. Without you I would be nothing but a wandering errant, searching for my path that could lead me to happiness’s door. But with you around, by my side, close to me, I’m certain of having made the right, safer and yet romantic choice. I feel that all this love and care, that I share here with you, goes both ways and it fills my heart with peace and joy. Gazing endlessly into your deep yet sweet eyes, I realize the tender and pure light that pours from your heart and soul.

I shall never let this feeling that joins us perish. Never, by any chance, let us dript away from love’s true path, built on complicity and affection.

I love you and forever will!

Love,

Dylan

The sad part here is that Sir Creeps A Lot is likely not alone in his admiration.

Chris Matthews and Andrew Sullivan couldn’t be reached for comment.

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Michelle Obama: Vote Early In Case Your Toilet is Overflowing … or Something

October 22, 2012 at 2:06 pm (2012 Election, Early Voting, Election Day, First Lady, Michelle Obama, Photo ID, Toilet Overflow, Voting Booth)

How ever did people make it to the polls on past election days?

Michelle Obama is concerned that her core constituency won’t be able to figure out how to get to their polling place if something inconvenient happens – like say, your toilet overflows.

First Lady Michelle Obama encouraged her husband’s supporters to vote early, because you may find your “toilet overflowing” on Election Day.

“You can also tell people that they don’t have to wait until November the 6th to cast their ballots because you can do it early,” Mrs. Obama told a crowd Friday at the University of Wisconsin in Wausau.

“On Monday I led by example: I mailed in my ballot early,” she said.  “I voted for Barack Obama.  And I did it because I want to spend Election Day really working to turn out the vote, and that’s something that you may want to think about doing.”

“You wake up on Election Day—you might have a cold, babysitter gets sick, it’s raining, car broke down, I mean I could go on—toilet overflowing,” she said, to a laughing audience.  “There are so many ways to mess up a day when you don’t have a lot of time.”

Apparently, Democrats are not only too stupid to get themselves a proper photo ID when it comes to the elections, but they’re also too ignorant to locate a plunger in a reasonable amount of time.

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Michelle Obama: We’re in the Midst of a Huge Recovery

October 15, 2012 at 2:50 pm (2012 Election, Economy, First Lady, huge Recovery, Jobs, Michelle Obama, Recovery, Unemployment)

If recovery means placing more people on food stamps than at any other time in our history, or seeing record numbers of people dropping completely out of the work force, then yes, we are in the midst of a huge recovery.

Via CNS News:

First Lady Michelle Obama said in a radio interview on Friday that the United States is in the “midst of a huge recovery” because of what “this president has done.”

Pablo Sato, co-host of Pablo & Free on WPGC 95.5, a Washington, D.C.-area hip-hop radio station, asked the first lady:  “Mrs. Obama, you know what, in your words, tell us what you think the state of the union is in right now?”

Mrs. Obama said, “I mean, we are seeing right now that we are in the midst of a huge recovery. Right?  Because of what this president has done.”

Median family income – significantly lower.

Gas prices – significantly higher.

National debt- $6 trillion greater.

Real unemployment – nearly doubled.

Food stamp spending – also nearly doubled.

Welcome to the huge recovery, America.

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Weekend Recess: Students Produce Viral ‘We Are Hungry’ Video In Response to Obama Administrations Lunch Rules

September 29, 2012 at 10:53 am (Anthony Mancuso, Health Hunger-Free Kids Act, High School, Let's Move, Lunch, Michelle Obama, New Jersey, Nicholas Caccavale, Parsippany Hills, Viral Video, We Are Hungry, We Are Young)

Yesterday, students from a New Jersey high school were planning a cafeteria protest against the Obama administration’s new lunch guidelines which include smaller portions at higher prices.

Instead of purchasing their lunch in the cafeteria, many students at Parsippany Hills High School are brown-bagging it – upset over smaller portions and higher prices.

“We’re asking everybody not to buy lunch or anything from the cafeteria,” student Brandon Faris told the Parsippany Patch.

Faris, a 17-year-old senior and junior Nicholas Caccavale, organized the strike and more than 1,000 of their classmates have joined a Facebook page to protest the federal guidelines.

“Nothing from the snack line, no water, no cookie – not a dime will be spent in the cafeteria.

The smaller portions are a part of the Obama administration’s Health Hunger-Free Kids Act – and local school districts across the nation are required to follow the federal mandates.

“We have to follow the law,” Board of Education member Anthony Mancuso told the Parsippany Patch.

Caccavale told Fox News that there is less food and it’s costing kids more money.

Even better, another group of students have posted a parody of the popular song ‘We Are Young’ titled, ‘We Are Hungry’.  The song pokes fun at the lunch regulations put in place by First Lady Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign against childhood obesity.

Best part of the video?  The kids t-shirt that says “I Love Beef”.

It’s pretty funny … Enjoy:

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Top 5 Reasons Romney Would Beat Obama in a Fistfight

September 15, 2012 at 10:17 am (Bully, Coretta, Fist Fight, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, Mom Jeans, President Obama, Sky Blu, Skylar Gordy, Tough, Wimp Factor)

At first blush, this might seem like a gratuitous post.  A post designed to lure in readers with its over the top rhetoric and a forced analysis of a ridiculous and fictitious scenario. A sensationalizing of the campaign battle by literally determining who could win a knock down, drag ’em out fight.

And you’d be right.  (We need readers)

But it’s also a response to a recent poll conducted by the Yahoo!/Esquire Langer group in which, for some reason they decided to ask likely voters which of the two candidates would win in a fistfight.

It wasn’t even a close contest:

Well we’re here to tell you exactly why you should be betting on the underdog in this fight.  Romney would take Obama in a schoolyard brawl in a New York minute.
Here’s the top five reasons why…
5)  Media Complains Romney Too Tough

Even the media agrees, when it comes to dealing with dictators trying to build a nuclear weapons program, Mitt Romney is the one candidate who delivers the beat down.  During a weekend-long visit to Israel in July, media outlets were in awe of Romney’s toughness.  Here is a sampling:

Reuters:  Romney talks tough on Iran during visit to Israel

Miami Herald:   In Israel, Romney talks tough against Iran

CNN:  Romney talks tough on Iran

Los Angeles Times:  Romney takes hard line on Iran in Israel speech

Meanwhile, Jennifer Rubin of the Washington Post writes that Obama’s weak policies, and his ‘sloth and foolishness’ could lead to a nuclear-armed Iran.

Smacking down the world’s dictators?  Plus one for Romney…


4)  Obama’s First Documented Fight – A Schoolgirl

In his book, Dreams From My Father, Barack Obama admits to having to get all rough and tumble with a school girl classmate of his.  Seems teasing that she may have been a girlfriend of Obama’s was too much to bear, so the future President did the only thing he could – he roughed her up.

“Before my arrival she had been the only black person in our grade. She was plump and dark and didn’t seem to have many friends. I ran up to Coretta and gave her a slight shove. She staggered back and looked up at me, but still said nothing. ‘Leave me alone,’ I shouted again. And suddenly Coretta was running, faster and faster until she disappeared from sight. Appreciative laughs rose around me.

While this in itself might not give an advantage to Romney, it certainly takes away from the President’s street cred.  Having to resort to bullying little girls never appears tough.

3)  President Mom Jeans

Nothing says rugged individual quite like showing up on a professional baseball diamond sporting an outfit featuring mom jeans, and a throwing motion that looks like this:

I’m not actually sure which is worse for his tough guy image, the jeans or the fact that his throwing motion looks eerily similar to this…
2)  Even the First Lady is in Better Shape Than Barack

When it comes to a training regimen for preparing for the fight, the President is noticeably lacking in discipline.  In an interview with People Magazine, Michelle Obama reveals that she and Barack don’t take themselves too seriously at the gym, each whining about doing their push-ups, each trying to get out of them.  
Then there was this statement by the First Lady:

When asked if they compete athletically, she replies: ‘Not anymore, because I’m in way better shape than he is.’

Well, that would explain how she managed to get him to hang the curtains in the White House…
1)  Mitt Romney Takes Down Hip Hop Artist

When it comes to a fistfight, Governor Romney might have the ultimate secret weapon – the vulcan death grip.  Lest we forget this altercation in 2010:
Mitt Romney was involved in a physical altercation with rapper Sky Blu aboard an Air Canada flight heading from Vancouver to Los Angeles.
While the Republican’s spokesman claimed that Romney had been assaulted by a hostile passenger, the rapper (whose real name is Skyler Gordy) claimed he was actually the victim.  Gordy, a member of the group LMFAO (of I’m Sexy and I Know It fame) said, “He put a condor grip on me – what am I supposed to do?”  His band-mate chimed in with, “that’s like a Vulcan grip.”

Granted, rappers using the phrases ‘condor’ or ‘vulcan grip’ may call into question their own street cred, the fact remains that Romney has this move in his arsenal – and he’s not afraid to use it.

Summary

All in all, Mitt Romney clearly has the chops to take down President Obama.  And if the above list isn’t enough to convince you, we provide this visual representation…

We don’t think Romney’s going to be losing any sleep over this one.

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Michelle Obama Tells Supporters to Get to the Polls On November the 2nd

August 23, 2012 at 4:17 pm (2012 Election, First Lady, Michelle Obama, November 6th, November the 2, Polls)

If you do show up to the polls on the 2nd, make sure you bring one of your little Occupy tents with you.

Michelle Obama, speaking yesterday at a campaign event in Florida:

So that one new voter that you register in your precinct — think about it — that one neighbor that you get to the polls on November the 2, I want you to understand, that could be the one that makes the difference. That one conversation, that one new volunteer you recruit, that could be the one that puts this over the top. 

The presidential election this year is November 6.

Actually, we’d prefer it if all of the President’s supporters showed up on the 8th.  Just trying to be helpful.

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President’s Brother Turns to Conservative Author For Help With Medical Bills … Because Obama Refuses to Help

August 17, 2012 at 10:32 am (2016: Obama's America, Brother's Keeper, Conservative, Dinesh D'Souza, George Obama, Kenya, Medical Bills, Michelle Obama, President Obama)

Does Barack Obama truly believe that he is his brother’s keeper?  Listening to the Obama family speak, you would think so…

President Obama:   “This sense of mutual responsibility – the idea that I am my brother’s keeper; that I am my sister’s keeper – has always been a part of what makes our country special.”  (Weekly Address, Thanksgiving, 2011)

President Obama:  “We believe that I am my brother’s keeper, I am my sister’s keeper — that everybody deserves a fair shot at the American Dream.”  (Moving Forward Rally, Philadelphia, PA, October, 2010)

Michelle Obama:  “… will we honor the fundamental American belief that I am my brother’s keeper, I am my sister’s keeper, and if one of us is hurting, then we’re all hurting?”  (DNC Event, Tampa, FL, October 2011)

President Obama:  “In difficult times, Americans are coming together — tackling our challenges instead of ignoring them — and renewing the principle that we are our brother’s keeper and our sister’s keeper.”  (Presidential Proclomation, April, 2011)

Turns out however, that in difficult times, the President’s actual brother, George Obama, had to turn to a conservative author and the man behind the new film, 2016: Obama’s America, for help with his son’s medical bills.  George, as D’Souza writes, apparently does not feel he can turn to the President for help, even in times of dire emergency.

A few days ago I received a call from a man I recently met named George.  He was a bit flustered, and soon informed me that his young son was sick with a chest condition.  He pleaded with me to send him $1,000 to cover the medical bills.  Since George was at the hospital I asked him to let me speak to a nurse, and she confirmed that George’s son was indeed ill.  So I agreed to send George the money through Western Union.  He was profusely grateful.  But before I hung up I asked George, “Why are you coming to me?”  He said, “I have no one else to ask.”  Then he said something that astounded me, “Dinesh, you are like a brother to me.”

Actually, George has a real life brother who just happens to be the president of the United States.  (George Obama is the youngest of eight children sired by Barack Obama Sr.)  George’s brother is a multimillionaire and the most powerful man in the world.  Moreover, George’s brother has framed his re-election campaign around the “fair share” theme that we owe obligations to those who are less fortunate.  

One of Obama’s favorite phrases comes right out of the Bible: “We are our brother’s keeper.”  Yet he has not contributed a penny to help his own brother. And evidently George does not believe, even in times of emergency, that he can turn to his brother in the White House for help.  

So much for spreading the wealth around.

Obama’s refusal to help George is especially surprising because George doesn’t just live in American-style poverty but rather in Third World poverty.  He lives in a shanty in the Huruma slum in Nairobi.  He gets by on a few dollars a month.  Obama also has an aunt named Hawa Auma, his father’s sister, who ekes out a living selling coal on the streets of a small village in Kenya.  She says she would like to have her teeth fixed, but she cannot afford it.  Obama hasn’t offered to help her either.

What’s going on here?  Why is President Obama so hesitant to help family members in need?  

It’s not as if the President isn’t aware of his brother’s plight.  George was interviewed in 2008 by CNN, an interview which showed him as living in poverty in Kenya.  The video caption reads in part:

Barack Obama says he wants to take more money from the “rich” to make the tax code “fair,” but he won’t give one dime to his own half-brother who lives in abject poverty. Barack Obama claims he wants to help all Americans, but he will not even help his half-brother.

So why is the man who preaches about being our “brother’s keeper” clearly failing to live up to his own expectations?

Worse if you’re a liberal, how do you reconcile the fact that the President’s own brother had to resort to the kindness and generosity of a greedy, selfish conservative like Dinesh D’Souza?  This simply doesn’t fit your narrative.

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Video: Jamaican Gold Medalist Usain Bolt Stops Interview to Show Respect For U.S. National Anthem

August 8, 2012 at 10:27 am (2012 Olympics, All This For a Damn Flag, Barack Obama, Classy, Gold Medal, Jamaica, London Olympics, Michelle Obama, President Obama, Sprinter, Usain Bolt, World's Fastest Man)

After winning his 100-meter semi-final sprint at the London Olympics, Usain Bolt was being interviewed by a TV reporter.  It was at that point that the world’s fastest man morphed into the world’s classiest man, interrupting the interview to show respect to the U.S. national anthem.

As Gateway Pundit points out, this is more respect than the current President has for our national anthem…

And yes, Michelle.  All this for a damn flag…

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Massachusetts Governor Requests Pot Holes Filled In Preparation For Michelle Obama Fundraising Visit

July 19, 2012 at 4:18 pm (Deval Patrick, Massachusetts, Michelle Obama, Obama Victory Fund, Pot Holes, Repairs, Richmond, Road, West Stockbridge)

Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick has been dubbed ‘Mr. Smooth’ by the Boston Herald, due to his recent request that a road expected to be traveled by Michelle Obama next month, have pot holes filled in to provide the First Lady with a smooth ride.

The governor’s office personally lobbied for the repairs, calling town officials to see if they could fill in what most witnesses refer to as minor pot holes.  As luck would have it, the road also happens to be in close proximity to Governor Patrick’s home.

Mrs. Obama will be in town on August 3rd for a $20,000/seat soiree for the Obama Victory Fund.

One visiting lawyer called the act a courtesy, citing a tragic scenario in which the First Lady could be “talking on her cell phone and hitting a pothole”.

The horror.

Town officials say it’s not a big deal, setting the cost of a couple of tons of blacktop at a couple of hundred dollars.  This of course, doesn’t take into account the labor that would have to be paid to government workers repairing the roads.  Probably not much time, but hourly work nonetheless. 

Not to mention, multiple witnesses have said the road appears to be in good shape, with some neighbors even stating that the road was resurfaced just last month.

It’s good to be queen…

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Michelle Obama: ‘This President Has Brought Us Out of the Dark and Into the Light’

April 18, 2012 at 9:15 am (Bible, Messiah, Michelle Obama, President Obama, Tennessee, Unemployment)

If by ‘the light’ she means over 8% unemployment on a consistent basis, and a record 88 million people not in the work force, then yes, he has led us into the light.

Behold, the chosen one…

Via the Weekly Standard:

Michelle Obama made a remarkable claim when talking up her husband, President Barack Obama, at a campaign event earlier today in Nashville, Tennessee.
The crowd of nearly 450 folks applauded as the first lady likened her husband to a Jesus-like figure.”I am so in,” Michelle Obama said toward the end of her remarks. “I am going to be working so hard. We have an amazing story to tell. This president has brought us out of the dark and into the light.”
In the book of Matthew, we read, “the people dwelling in darkness have seen a great light; and to them which sat in the region and shadow of death light is sprung up.” (Matthew 4:16) The phrase is used to describe the words Jesus preached. 
In Micah, light, however, is a reference to God’s words. “Rejoice not over me, O my enemy; when I fall, I shall rise; when I sit in darkness, the LORD will be a light to me,” it says in Micah 7:8. 
Either way, in religious terms, light is used to denote the true path, presented either by God or a savior. Or by Barack Obama.

Allahpundit believes this may not be the best tactic for Team Messiah… er… Obama.

Is Team Hopenchange seriously going to push a “messiah” message this time around? Even a little bit? Note to Axelrod and Plouffe: When your Senate candidates are suppressing clips of them praising The One and your own base is churning outvideos like this, it might be time to update the 2008 “Obama as savior of mankind” chapter in the ol’ playbook.

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